9gag.com: 30 Funny Philosophy Quotes That Make You Think

From 9gag.com/gag/a1AVqrv:

1. You can carry a rabbit's foot for luck but remember, it didn't work for the rabbit.

2. When your teacher says "get out", it means you have won the argument.

3. Rumors inform you about things you never even knew about yourself.

4. Sometimes your mouth is like a zipper. By the time you realize it's open, it has already embarrassed you.

5. If it weren't for the last minute, nothing would get done.

6. Also, if life doesn't give you water and sugar, your lemonade is gonna be terrible.

7. At the end of the day. life should ask you, "do you want to save changes?"

8. When life gives you melons, you might be dyslexic.

9. If you think that nobody cares if you're alive, try leaving some debts due.

10. If a kid asks you how can Santa Claus live forever, a good answer would be that he drinks blood.

11. Never be quick to judge a typo. First, check the keyboard to see if the keys are close. And even if they are not, you pointing it out will rarely be appreciated.

12. Never pick a fight with an ugly person, they have nothing to lose.

13. Pickles are just hulked out hotdogs.

14. I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question.

15. Every time some says "expect the unexpected", the best course of action is to test that quote by punching them in the face.

16. Anything that is free, either has a reason, a question, a secret, a beauty, a defect, a damage or a near expiration date.

17. No matter what life brings you, always take a lesson from your dog. Kick some dirt over that shit and move on.

18. Few women admit their age. Few men act their own.

19. Beauty doesn't count if 90% of it can be wiped off with some water.

20. Those who drink get drunk. Those who get drunk go to sleep. Those who go to sleep don't sin. Those who don't sin go to heaven. So let's all drink and go to heaven!

21. A true friend will always be right by your side doing the same stupid things til the very end.

22. Be the person your dog thinks you are.

23. Love you enemies. It pisses them off.
 

24. Money talks. Its favorite word is "goodbye".

25. Every mother hopes that her daughter will marry a better man than she did and is convinced that her son will never find a wife as good as his father did.

26. Contrary to a popular belief, standing a breath away from me doesn't make the line to the cash register smaller.

27. If you ever feel sad, just remember that somewhere in the world, there's a fat kid dropping his favorite ice cream.

28. If you are about to die inside an elevator, make sure you first press the up button.

29. Summer is the time when it's too hot to do all those things you put off last winter because it was too cold.

30. There are three types of learners: the ones that learn by seeing, the ones that learn by hearing, and those who have to pee on an electric fence to learn their lesson.

Goldilock's Special/Classic Polvoron

I noticed these two classic polvorons from Goldilocks don't taste the same. Is it just me? 

Photo from Rawwr

Photo from Goldilocks

Couples Dynamics

The sad way the world views them
handsome male + ugly female = he is a prick
ugly male + beautiful female = he is rich
handsome male + beautiful female = break-up imminent
ugly male + ugly female = will produce one beautiful child
ugly male + ugly male = friends
handsome male + handsome male = gay
ugly male + handsome male = friends
beautiful female + beautiful female = enemies

Price Sticker + Adhesive Tape

I thought it was only National Book Store who puts adhesive tape to their price sticker. Apparently, Popular Book Store in Singapore does that too! Is this a global phenomenon?

The adhesive tape is as sticky as hell. It's too cumbersome to remove but it's also annoying to just leave it.

ThoughtCatalog.com: Chelsea’s 23-Step Guide to Being More Happy Every Day

This is actually a good list. I'm already doing some but I would like to try numbers 6, 11, 19, 21 and 23.

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From http://thoughtcatalog.com/2013/chelseas-23-step-guide-to-being-more-happy-every-day/ by

Chelsea Fagan

1. Keep an interesting variety of teas in your house — some caffeinated, some not.
2. Make yourself tea throughout the day, starting with a nice black tea with milk and honey at breakfast.
3. Make your bed every day, even if you hate doing it at first. Don’t be in your room when the bed is all messed up, it will make you feel like your whole life is messed up.
4. Keep fresh-cut flowers in your house at all times, even the cheapest little filler flowers that the florist sells. Take care of them and learn how to make them last as long as possible.
5. Keep candles in the house of all varieties, and light them often.
6. Take a shower or bath by candlelight, performing all of your normal bathing tasks slowly and luxuriously, at least once every two weeks.
7. Change your linens often.
8. Call people back when you say you’re going to, and make a note of reaching out to the important people when you haven’t heard from them in a while.
9. Get a dry-erase or chalk board, put a nice frame on it (they even sell dry erase board sheets that will stick to anything), and put it somewhere prominent for your to-do list.
10. Make a list before you do your grocery shopping, every time.
11. Apologize for things as soon as you realize you were wrong, even if you have to swallow your pride to do so.
12. Make microwave kettle popcorn and sprinkle a little salt on it — the sweet/salty/crunchy/light combo is enough to satisfy any tooth and make you feel all warm and delightful during a movie.
13. Wash the dishes right as they go into the sink.
14. Clean your floors and surfaces at least once a week.
15. Go through all of your clothes and accessories once per season and see what you don’t wear anymore. Take those clothes and either donate them or sell them to a thrift store.
16. Keep a few bottles of wine stored somewhere dark and cool, and think of good meals to make that will go well with them.
17. Cook at least half of your dinners yourself.
18. Force yourself to think of one thing you like about yourself every day, and say it to yourself out loud so you have to hear and acknowledge it.
19. For every negative thing you allow yourself to write, try to write at least two positive things.
20. Look at old pictures.
21. Keep a good bar of chocolate in the refrigerator at all times, you never know when you’ll need one.
22. Always eat breakfast, even if it’s just a cup of tea and a piece of toast.
23. Say “hello” to people, ask them how their day was, smile, and hold doors open. Treat everyone like you are trying to make the best possible first impression, even if you’ll never see them again